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Random Thoughts

  • I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

  • Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

  • Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $10.00 at the bowling alley.

  • The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

  • If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

  • I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.

  • There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.



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    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
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