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Random Thoughts

  • He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

  • By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.

  • We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

  • Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.



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