I’ve just heard from a friend in the north of England.
He says it has been snowing heavily for three days now and his wife has done nothing but stare through the window…
If it doesn’t stop soon, he says, he’ll probably have to let her in.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends!
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
I’ve just heard from a friend in the north of England.
He says it has been snowing heavily for three days now and his wife has done nothing but stare through the window…
If it doesn’t stop soon, he says, he’ll probably have to let her in.