
Only For Virgins, Must Have A Small Market!
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all people who opposed them.
In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and mental illness.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

Only For Virgins, Must Have A Small Market!