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  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

  • Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

  • If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach him.

  • There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

  • Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.

  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.

  • A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

  • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.



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