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Random Thoughts

  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  • I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

  • Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.

  • I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • I love animals - They taste great!

  • I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.



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