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Random Thoughts

  • I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

  • I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

  • In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

  • They say a smile is a gift, which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.

  • A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

  • If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach him.

  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.



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    Only the funniest animal picture jokes sourced from all over the internet
  • Funny Signs

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    Pictures of funny signs and office notes from all over the world
  • Kids

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    Pictures of kids getting up to their usual antics of bad behaviour and general cuteness
  • LOL Catz

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    Your favorite pictures of cute cats with their witty comments
  • Male & Female

    (190)
    Picture jokes answering the age old question of gender superiority
  • Motivationals

    (267)
    Pictures of of all your favorite motivationals and demotivationals
  • Movies & Entertainment

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    Pictures making fun of all your favorite movies, actors, tv shows and musicians
  • News & Politics

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    Funny pictures of current events and politicians making the news for embarrassing reasons
  • Old Age

    (13)
    Funny pictures of old people doing their normal things. Not a good category to show grandma and grandpa
  • Random Jokes

    (239)
    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
  • Sport

    (88)
    Pictures of your favorite sports and sport heros, usually getting it wrong.
  • Whoops

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    Funny and sometimes painful pictures of people getting it wrong. Lots of "fail" and "that's gotta hurt".
  • WTF!!!

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    Pictures that make you ask the question: WTF!