Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

  • If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

  • I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.

  • When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

  • Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

  • It's better to have Loved and Lost than to live with an asshole the rest of your life!



Other Funny Pictures

  • Animals

    (284)
    Only the funniest animal picture jokes sourced from all over the internet
  • Funny Signs

    (292)
    Pictures of funny signs and office notes from all over the world
  • Kids

    (153)
    Pictures of kids getting up to their usual antics of bad behaviour and general cuteness
  • LOL Catz

    (44)
    Your favorite pictures of cute cats with their witty comments
  • Male & Female

    (190)
    Picture jokes answering the age old question of gender superiority
  • Motivationals

    (267)
    Pictures of of all your favorite motivationals and demotivationals
  • Movies & Entertainment

    (98)
    Pictures making fun of all your favorite movies, actors, tv shows and musicians
  • News & Politics

    (95)
    Funny pictures of current events and politicians making the news for embarrassing reasons
  • Old Age

    (13)
    Funny pictures of old people doing their normal things. Not a good category to show grandma and grandpa
  • Random Jokes

    (239)
    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
  • Sport

    (88)
    Pictures of your favorite sports and sport heros, usually getting it wrong.
  • Whoops

    (141)
    Funny and sometimes painful pictures of people getting it wrong. Lots of "fail" and "that's gotta hurt".
  • WTF!!!

    (230)
    Pictures that make you ask the question: WTF!