Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  • When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

  • How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

  • In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

  • Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

  • If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.

  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

  • A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.



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