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Random Thoughts

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings ...... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging.

  • "Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  • Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  • Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.



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