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Random Thoughts

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

  • I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.

  • How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

  • Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.

  • Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

  • Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?



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