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Random Thoughts

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

  • The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

  • I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

  • I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?



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