
Can you imagine going down on this?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

Can you imagine going down on this?