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Random Thoughts

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

  • Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

  • Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

  • The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

  • There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.

  • I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.

  • The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name...

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.



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