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Random Thoughts

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  • BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

  • Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.



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