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Random Thoughts

  • Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

  • The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  • The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

  • Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

  • Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

  • The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

  • Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

  • The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.

  • I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.



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