Posts Tagged ‘Terrorists’

A 4-year-old boy has memorised virtually every bus service in the capital. 

Ishaal Yewale can tell you which bus route to take, day or night. 

His father, Jayant, says that Ishaal’s always been fascinated with public transport and has been reading bus maps for the past eight months.

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Is anyone else suspicious of this or am I just paranoid?

We’ve just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. 

Our agent advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he’s Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are obviously not a suspect at this time.