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Random Thoughts

  • You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

  • Men: On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

  • To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

  • Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.

  • The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

  • Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

  • I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

  • And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?



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