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Random Thoughts

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  • How can there be self-help "groups"?

  • If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner

  • There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

  • Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

  • Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"



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