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Random Thoughts

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

  • Definition of pressure:.....A wife, a mistress and a mortgage all a month late.

  • Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends!

  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

  • The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

  • Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.

  • According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.



Depressing green army men for 2010

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