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Random Thoughts

  • I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

  • Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

  • According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

  • If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

  • Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!

  • Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

  • Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

  • A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.



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