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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.
Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.
Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.

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