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Random Thoughts

  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.

  • I am the same today as I was tomorrow.

  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

  • I'm a freelance gynaecologist

  • A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

  • Food has replaced sex in my life .. now I can't even get into my own pants!

  • If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

  • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.



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