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Random Thoughts

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • On quiet nights when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding Video backwards just to watch myself walk out of church a free person!

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  • Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

  • I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

  • Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.

  • Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

  • Boldly Going Nowhere



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  • Animals

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    Only the funniest animal picture jokes sourced from all over the internet
  • Funny Signs

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    Pictures of funny signs and office notes from all over the world
  • Kids

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    Pictures of kids getting up to their usual antics of bad behaviour and general cuteness
  • LOL Catz

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    Your favorite pictures of cute cats with their witty comments
  • Male & Female

    (207)
    Picture jokes answering the age old question of gender superiority
  • Motivationals

    (280)
    Pictures of of all your favorite motivationals and demotivationals
  • Movies & Entertainment

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    Pictures making fun of all your favorite movies, actors, tv shows and musicians
  • News & Politics

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    Funny pictures of current events and politicians making the news for embarrassing reasons
  • Old Age

    (17)
    Funny pictures of old people doing their normal things. Not a good category to show grandma and grandpa
  • Random Jokes

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    These are just our random picture jokes that we couldn't find a category for... or were to lazy to try.
  • Sport

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    Pictures of your favorite sports and sport heros, usually getting it wrong.
  • Whoops

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    Funny and sometimes painful pictures of people getting it wrong. Lots of "fail" and "that's gotta hurt".
  • WTF!!!

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    Pictures that make you ask the question: WTF!