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Posted by Collin On January - 26 - 2011 3 Comments

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

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Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

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Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

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You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

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I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

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So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

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I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…
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Sincerely, Jack

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Can’t touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare

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