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Random Thoughts

  • I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

  • A penny saved is a government oversight.

  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  • Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

  • Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!



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