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Random Thoughts

  • Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.

  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

  • Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

  • In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.



Golf rules during WWII

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