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Random Thoughts

  • I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

  • Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.

  • A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

  • After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

  • If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach him.

  • If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

  • Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

  • If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?



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