Posts Tagged ‘Warnings’
Things you shouldn’t flush
September 6th, 2010 | 
Author: Collin
Tags: Babies, Hygiene, Toilets, Warnings, WTF, You Flushed What? 
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Serious warnings!
On a lawnmower I had was a big label which read:
“WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!”
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron
Into Any Bodily Orifice.
Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: “Do not open here.”
On a bottle of spray paint: “Do not spray in your face.”
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with
clean bathtub before use.
On a television commercial that says it cleans dentures 4 times
better. Below in small print it said “Lab test: (their product)
vs. water.
On a television commercial I saw it said they their denture paste
was better than any other. BELOW IT, it said in small letters,
vs. using no adhesive.
On a can of powdered infant formula: “Mix with water before serving.”
Like I’m going to spoon it to my baby dry!
This stupid label was found on a can of Woolite carpet cleaner:
“Safe for carpets, too!”
Warnings on Beer labels!
Due to increasing product liability litigation, Carlton United Breweries have accepted the AMA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.