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Random Thoughts

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?

  • You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

  • The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

  • I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  • Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.



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