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Random Thoughts

  • If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

  • Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?

  • I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

  • As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

  • Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

  • If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

  • Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

  • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

  • I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.



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