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Random Thoughts

  • I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

  • No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

  • I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

  • What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free???

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.



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