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Random Thoughts

  • I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'

  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.

  • A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

  • Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.

  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

  • Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

  • The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.



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