In February, according to police in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolta, 27,
and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the
game of chicken they were playing with their snowmobiles.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Definition of pressure:.....A wife, a mistress and a mortgage all a month late.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
In February, according to police in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolta, 27,
and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the
game of chicken they were playing with their snowmobiles.