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Random Thoughts

  • Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!

  • Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

  • Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

  • Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

  • There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.



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