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Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide
between the wood or the iron.

We heard that Tiger’s wife has been interested in taking up golf.
However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your
Woods.

Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own
set of drivers. They are marketing them as “clubs you can beat Tiger
with.”

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger
Woods’ crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.”

EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus
level can be added called “Tiger VS The Driveway”. A collector’s edition
will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They’re both
clubbed by Scandinavians.