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Random Thoughts

  • Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  • Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

  • An erection does not constitute personal growth

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

  • I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.



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