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Random Thoughts

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

  • I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

  • When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

  • A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.

  • The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.



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