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Random Thoughts

  • There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

  • I am the same today as I was tomorrow.

  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

  • Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

  • My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

  • Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

  • If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.



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