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Random Thoughts

  • The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get suckered into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house!

  • Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  • Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

  • The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  • The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

  • In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.



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