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Random Thoughts

  • Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

  • What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

  • Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for life.

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

  • If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.



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