Random Thought
“According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Animal diaries!

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG’S DIARY

Day number 180

8:00 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am – OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

4:00 pm – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM – OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181

8:00 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am – OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

4:00 pm – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM – OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182

8:00 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am – OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am – OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

1:30 pm – ooooooo. bath. bummer.

4:00 pm – OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM – OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM – OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT’S DIARY DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with

bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am

forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild

satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I

may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 – Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet

while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the

stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once

again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair…must try this on their

bed.

DAY 765 – Decapitated a mouse and brought them the Headless body, in attempt to

make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their

hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I

was…Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 – I am finally aware of how sadistic they are.

For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.

This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called “shampoo.” What

sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of

thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 – There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed

in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell

the foul odor of the glass tubes they call “beer..” More importantly I

overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of “allergies.” Must learn

what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 – I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.

The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is

obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant,

and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.

Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I

can wait, it is only a matter of time…


Comments are closed.