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PostHeaderIcon Basic rules for dogs!

… WHO HAVE A YARD TO PROTECT:

HOUSEBREAKING:

Housebreaking is very important to humans, so break as much

of the house as possible.

GOING FOR WALKS:

Rules of the road: When out for a walk with your master or

mistress, never go to the bathroom on your own lawn. Always

use the neighbours.

COUCHES:

It is perfectly permissible to lie on the new couch after

all your humans have gone to bed.

PLAYING:

If you lose your footing while chasing a ball or stick, use

the flower bed to absorb your fall so you don”t injure

yourself.

CHASING CATS:

When chasing cats, make sure you never quite catch them. It

spoils all the fun.

CHEWING:

Make a contribution to the fashion industry… E a t a s h o e!


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