Random Thought
“I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Bill’s new rifle!

Bill was excited about his new rifle. So, he went deer hunting. He spotted a small brown deer and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a spike buck. The spike buck said “You’ve got two choices. I either gore you to death or we have sex.” Bill decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bill soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the spike buck and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge 7 point buck stood right next to him. The 7 point buck said “That was a huge mistake, Bill. You’ve got two choices. Either I gore you to death or we’ll have rough sex.” Again, Bill thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Bill finally recovered.

Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the 7 point buckand shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant 12 point buck standing there. The 12 point buck said “Admit it, Bill, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?

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