Random Thought
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Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Camel time!

Some tourists were touring an Arab bazaar when they saw a man on his knees next to a camel.The tour guide approached the man. ”Excuse me, Sir,” said the tour guide. ”You wouldn’t happen to have the time would you?”

The Arab grabbed the camel by the balls and said, ”Ten past two.” The tour guide couldn’t believe what he was seeing so he rushed off to get the rest of his party. ”You won’t believe what I’ve just seen,” he told them. ”Follow me.”

They all trooped back to where the Arab and the camel were standing. ”Excuse me, Sir,” said the tour guide. ”Could you tell me the time again please?”

The Arab thought this was a slightly strange request but once again he grabbed the camel by the balls and said, ”Just gone Ten minutes past two.”

The tour party were amazed.

”Excuse me, Sir,” said the tour guide to the Arab. ”But I’ve worked in this part of the world for many years now, and I’ve never seen anything like this. If you don’t mind me asking, how on earth do you tell the time by grabbing the camels balls like that?”

”Well” said the Arab demonstrating the manoeuvere again, ”by moving his balls over to one side I can see that clock on the wall over there.”

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