Random Thought
“I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!”
- Collin Little

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Christian Dog!

A fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally

fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.

At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they

liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it

in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied

equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed,

purchased the animal, and went home.

That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new

fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called in the dog and

showed off a little.

The friends were impressed and asked whether the dog was able to do

any of the usual dog tricks as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they

hadn’t thought about “normal” tricks.

Well, they said. “Let’s try this out.” Once more they called the dog and

they clearly pronounced the command, “Heel!”

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man’s forehead,

closed his eyes in concentration and bowed his head.


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