Random Thought
“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Disney divorce court!

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court.

“Mickey,” the judge said, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me.”

“I didn’t say she was insane!” exclaimed Mickey. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”


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