Random Thought
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Don’t talk to the parrot!

Mrs. Davidson’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.

He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment. Since she had to go

to work the next day, she told him: “I’ll leave the key under the mat.

“Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the

check. By the way, don’t worry about my Doberman.

He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, …do NOT under any circumstances

talk to my parrot!”

When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson’s apartment the next day, he

discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But,

just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the

repairman go about his business. However, the whole time he was there, the

parrot drove him nuts with his incessantyelling, cursing, and name-calling

Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled: “Shut up,

you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied:

“Get him, Spike!”

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