Random Thought
“Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Getting The Job

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window,

stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with

a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and

went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked

over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager

looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked

determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the

chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.”

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter.

He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him,

then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog “the sign says you have to be

good with a computer.” The dog jumped down again and went to the computer.

The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly

the first time.

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and

said “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities.

However, I still can’t give you the job.”

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences

that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said “yes, but the

sign also says that you have to be bilingual.”

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, “Meow!”


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