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PostHeaderIcon Liver and Cheese!

Three male dogs are walking down the street, when they see a beautiful,

enticing, female poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to

reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves, and

hoping for a glance from her in return, aware of her charms and her obvious

effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and says the following:

“The first one who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an

intelligent sentence can go out with me”

The sturdy, muscular black Labrador speaks up quickly and says, “I LOVE liver

and cheese”.

“Oh, how childish” said the poodle, “That’s shows no intelligence whatsoever”

She turned to the tall, shiny golden retriever and says “How well can you do?”

“Um , I HATE liver and cheese”

“My My” said the poodle “I guess its hopeless, that’s just as dumb as the

Labrador’s sentence”

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says “How about you?”

The last of the three is a Cuban dog of no particular breed.

He gives her a BIG smile, a sly wink, turns to the retriever and the Labrador

and says in broken english, “LIVER alone, CHEESE MINE …”

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