Random Thought
“My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Old and young roosters!

A gentleman had a small farm where he raised chickens. There were quite a few hens in the farm, and just one rooster. As the rooster was getting older, the gentleman started to look for a replacement.

One day he goes to the market, buys a healthy young rooster, and brings it to his farm. The old rooster sees the newcomer, approaches him and says “Hey, fella, the owner of this farm must think that I’m getting too old for the job; he keeps bringing you young guys to the farm. But I’m in an excellent shape! I’ll prove this to you: I challenge you to a race.”

“But you are really old, this wouldn’t be a fair race”.

“That’s not a problem. Just wait a little in the beginning, so I start earlier and run in front of you”.

These conditions seem acceptable to the young rooster, so they start the race. The farmer hears the commotion, so he looks out his window and sees the old rooster running with the young one running behind him. He grabs gun, hurries outside and shoots the young rooster.

“I don’t know what is happening these days”, he says to his wife, ” that’s the fourth gay rooster I bought.”

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