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“Going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”

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PostHeaderIcon Polar bear in a bar!

A polar bear goes into a bar and says, “Can I have a gin and ……….

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…………………… tonic, please?”

The barman serves him and says, “Why the large pause?”

“I don’t know,” says the polar bear. “I’ve always had them.”


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